Finding Your Soulesmate

Last night on The Bachelor, it resumed to the first rose ceremony. As Chris and the women proceeded to give a toast, Kimberly, walked back into the mansion. Kimberly pleaded her case to Chris Soules asking for another chance, after not receiving a rose. Chris then had one on one time with her, and then proceeded to tell all the women that Kimberly was going to stay. I was in disbelief that he was not following the Bachelor traditions, but it shows that Chris is going to follow his heart throughout this process.

The next day the first date card came and it read, “Show me your country.” The girls met Chris for a pool party, and a tractor race. The girls were stoked that they would get to race, and show off their country side. If the girls were truly country they would have known that tractors go super slow. After a long drug out race Ashley I. won, and received one on one time with Chris. I think Ashley is too much of a city girl to be with Chris, but he seems to like the Kardashian in her. Then Chris made his way back to the girls to ask one on a date. Chris decides to take Makenzie to a bar in L.A. Makenzie had some big news to drop on Chris which was that she had a son. I do not know if she was nervous or just an imbosol, but Makenzie asked Chris if he believed in Aliens, and talked about how she liked Chris’s big nose. As Chris was beginning to wonder if Makenzie was mature enough, she finally told him about her son, and he gave her a rose.

The next date was the first one on one of the season called, “Love is a natural wonder.” Megan, a girl who is not all there in the head, received it. They went on a romantic helicopter ride over the grand canyon. Megan showed the viewers her emotional side bringing up the death of her father. Chris gave her the rose because of the emotional connection with her. I could not help but feel sorry for this woman because of her tragic loss, but she is still beyond incompetent.

The third date of the week was by far my favorite, and it was called, “Till death do us part.” When the ladies arrived to this date they were in a swarm of zombies. Chris came to their rescue to explain they would be shooting paintballs at the zombies. They then split into two teams and were explained the rules, but Ashley S. or as I like to call her, “Deranged Ashley,” began to ask if the girls would be shooting each other. I lost it when she added this statement because the girls were all in a panic. The women then proceeded to shoot zombies until it came to having one on one time with Chris. America’s favorite, Britt, was really expecting the rose because of the make out session they had, but Chris gave it to the inappropriate jokester Kaitlyn.

As the night was coming to a close the women had a cock-tail party. It was then discussed among Makenzie, Megan, and Ashley I. that Ashley has never had a boyfriend, and remains a virgin. The women begin to explain how jealous they were of her, and told Ashley to tell Chris. Although, Ashley did not tell Chris, she did have a serious make out session with him. This left me in shock because I did not think she was going to kiss like that after revealing her big secret to the girls. Quite frankly, I do not believe Ashley I. is what she says she is, and I have a feeling she is going to cause a lot of controversy over the season. The best part of the cock-tail party by far had to be, Jordan who had a few too many drinks, and asked Chris to kiss her. As Chris debated what to do Jordan then proceeded to say, “Now it is just awkward.” Jordan then walked away freaking out about how she left things with Chris.

  The most awkward part of the night was the rose ceremony. As Chris called out the name, Juelia, Jillian began to walk towards Chris to receive Juelia’s rose. Chris shouts, “Juelia!” Jillian slips on the carpet causing a rather embarrassing moment that was too hard to watch as a viewer. It came down to last rose of the night, and Chris calls out Ashley S., I was in disbelief that those words stuttered out of his mouth. He sent Tara, Jordan, Alissa, Tandra, and the most embarrassing of them all, Kimberly. My heart was so heavy for this girl as she had been sent home for the second time. That one had to hurt! Stay tuned till next week’s episode of The Bachelor.
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